Turns out the real TDS was inside him all along

I should probably do that. Feels like you can scrub your fingers pretty decently after cutting peppers, and there’s still a bit of residual burn when you touch sensitive areas. Maybe it depends on the spice level of the pepper, but I don’t generally go above habs for eating raw, so it’s not like I’m chopping reapers or even ghosts.

shaving cream. you think it’s necessary because you use it every time, and if you were to not use it all of a sudden, your face would be shredded

You shave with just water alone? I’ve done that a couple times in the past and it’s not a pleasant experience, and I’m far from having sensitive skin.

Why do people keep saying “once you find something that works”

Yeah, this kind of thing is what I think subconsciously prevented me from getting a safety razor for years. The wetshave sub on reddit has tons of posts like “I used emu fat extract soap with my hog bristle sterling XCo 9000 brush today after preheating my skin to the optimal 99.4 degree temperature (confirmed with a laser thermometer) and shaved with the jewel-encrusted limited edition sex panther cage free Blade Blaster^TM”.

I’m sure if you have sensitive skin you might need to make certain adjustments, but I got the cheapest safety razor I could find online and a pack of 100 blades for like 10 bucks, and use it exactly like I used those stupid 5 blade ripoffs with no issues at all.

Why would you want to start pretty much day with depressing news?

the epitome of the American Zeitgeist

Yeah that plus a shitty voting system. Without FPTP and senators representing a tiny population being given the same power as ones representing a larger one, maybe we wouldn’t be in this mess.

29% of the voting population isn’t a zeitgeist.

Aw yeah, that’s some quality rim lighting

Wonder what Spicer’s up to these days, and if he’s taken to shilling on onlyfans cameo like giuliani

Spending all your time on there instead of working must put you in a lowtax bracket

Unfortunately I cannot see the image,

maybe a direct link

https://copypastatext.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Urmtgl9-768x390.png

Don’t touch-y my moustache

Also “Eat a duck I must,” which at least carries a similar thematic meaning of eating as the original phrase.

In your story are you sure you didn’t meet Rawhide Kobayashi?

I dunno the series and the picture quality isn’t great, but it looks like there are duplicates of the same book several times in there. As far as I could see from the wiki page, there are 64 books listed and only one (The End of Death) has the same title for a 3 volume series. Yet in the picture there are multiple copies of First Heretic, Outcast Dead, Tales of Heresy, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Horus_Heresy?useskin=vector#Titles

Oh I got her mixed up w Pam Blondi for a second and was wondering how a 60s woman had a kid under 5

Cons and magats live with cognitive dissonance every day. This is nothing new

Does he have a million bucks? I’m sensing a double pardon on the horizon

I didn’t press the reddit one, guess I’ll press this one

Who would’ve predicted modern toxic bro culture leading to the resurfacing of miasma theory? But at this point I wouldn’t be surprised to hear him start talking about imbalances of black bile and phlegm.

Or the cafe part.

Well, I guess they have dessert so there’s technically some overlap of what a cafe would have, but I don’t associate hot wings with cafe.

Did you fast forward to right now?

Spaceballs and Groundhog Day