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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoDendrologists: [heavy breathing] In all seriousness, isn’t it pretty unlikely that alien life could interbreed with terran life even if they also used DNA with the same bases?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoScientist 1: “How are things coming along with our test subjects?” Scientist 2: “I don’t know, it’s about time to check back in with them.” Scientist 2: “Hey, Mike? How’s it going?” Mike: “Not too bad. There have been some challenges, but I think we got a few things worked out.” Scientist 2: “Oh…my. was that it’s–” Mike: “No, I don’t think so, but it seems like it was mutually enjoyable, though, so write that down.” [Trilling noises in the background]
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoBut think of the splinters… Oh god… Think of the splinters… Mike should get hazard pay
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoBold of you to assume Mike isn’t paying for the privilege.
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoTrue, all I’m going to say is if you look up videos on “cbt therapy” make sure to put therapy in the search and/or have safe search on, as a result I believe Mike may enjoy the splinters
minus-squarespankinspinach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoThe upsetting part about this is the ‘t’ already stands for therapy. And nothing else
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoYeah, I’ll give you a more complete response after I go to the atm machine where I’ll enter my pin number. 😜
minus-squarespankinspinach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agosighs in overwhelming redundancy Actually I loved that haha
minus-squarethedeadwalking4242@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoIncredibly. Even very closely related organisms can have a hard time breeding
minus-squareNoodle07@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoI know I’m having a hard time breeding
Dendrologists: [heavy breathing]
In all seriousness, isn’t it pretty unlikely that alien life could interbreed with terran life even if they also used DNA with the same bases?
We won’t know until we try
Scientist 1: “How are things coming along with our test subjects?”
Scientist 2: “I don’t know, it’s about time to check back in with them.”
Scientist 2: “Hey, Mike? How’s it going?”
Mike: “Not too bad. There have been some challenges, but I think we got a few things worked out.”
Scientist 2: “Oh…my. was that it’s–”
Mike: “No, I don’t think so, but it seems like it was mutually enjoyable, though, so write that down.”
[Trilling noises in the background]
But think of the splinters… Oh god… Think of the splinters… Mike should get hazard pay
Bold of you to assume Mike isn’t paying for the privilege.
True, all I’m going to say is if you look up videos on “cbt therapy” make sure to put therapy in the search and/or have safe search on, as a result I believe Mike may enjoy the splinters
The upsetting part about this is the ‘t’ already stands for therapy. And nothing else
Yeah, I’ll give you a more complete response after I go to the atm machine where I’ll enter my pin number. 😜
sighs in overwhelming redundancy
Actually I loved that haha
Incredibly. Even very closely related organisms can have a hard time breeding
I know I’m having a hard time breeding