Ah just as the stock market is opening, as always.

Donald has been “talking” into the “emergency line” for weeks, it just one of those red Fisher-Price toy phones, to keep him busy.

We are F’d for the rest of our nation’s history. Whatever’s left of it.

So anyway, about those Epstein files.

The dotard continues to mull but he then blurts out these mulling’s as fact on his internet walkie-talkie. People all over the world on all sides listen to trumps internet walkie-talkie.

Is this AI?

Witch.

You know there was a time in our country’s history where something like that cost you the presidency altogether.

I reckon the vast majority of the voters base won’t even notice.

He remembers it happened just not sure if he dreamed it or not.

Makes me think of when I used to give my kids a countdown ultimatum. “You better do it in 3, 2… 1 & 1/2… 1 & 1/4…”

For those of you yet to have kids, the secret is to count up and every number escalates the penalty, that way they also don’t know when you’ll stop counting and takes away the boundary they’re pushing. (This is not professional advice and i take no responsibility for your future childs trauma )

Witch

Iran: WTF are you talking about!?

Conversations that are so obviously very real and also everyone was clapping and cheering. Thank you, Mister President Trump - LIBERATION DAY 2.0 - I BELIEVE.

I read this tweet with the sound of Will Ferrell’s “Voice Immodulation Disorder” character in my head.