I got a medium dick. Bitches be writing articles on it.
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thank you, no one cares about who did what with tea unless it was coming out of ghost dick.
I nearly spat the ghost dick out of my mouth.
Nah you gotta commit and swallow that tea.
Thank you! I don’t need the modern equivalent of laugh tracks to tell me whether or not a social media post is funny.
But then how are you supposed to know when to laugh?!?! /s
Now
I nearly spat out my tea
Goes in the same category as the ones with the ‘I’m crying with laughter’ emoji.
It reminds me of one of my cognitively heavily throttled ex colleagues who, when she told you a rather old joke that was even mid when it was new, she would grab you by the shoulders, shake them and keep laughing in your face forcibly to get you to laugh, because why are you not laughing, this is funny, you should laugh.
i do for this post… what does it mean?
Medium is also the name for grifters who lie about being able to talk to or see ghosts.
A midget psychic has escaped prison.
He’s a small medium at large
A medium is someone who communicates with spirits
A medium is a specific type of psychic who acts as an intermediary, communicating with spirits, deceased loved ones, or non-physical entities. In this case it’s called Dick.
Mourning wood.
Real Gs do both
Can’t really joke about something that’s hard to see
How do you like girls who make dick jokes about themselves? 👀
I keep people guessing. Need something big and heavy? Try my dick! Need something short and thin? Try my dick! They both make my wife roll her eyes, so I might as well use them.
They both make my wife roll her eyes
Like my dick!
I know an average dick joke but it’s mean
Slow clap. Nice.
I don’t get it.
Spirit mediums claim they can communicate with the dead
Ahhh yes. Now I get it. Not being a native speaker makes these synonym jokes pass me by, sometimes. Thanks.
As a native speaker it took a solid three reads to understand it. Medium is correct but not in parlance way to describe a psychic or soothsayer.
Yes it is, I will admit that generally the full phrase is spirit medium, but as soon as they mentioned ghosts it came full circle and made perfect sense.
Try harder
