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cm0002@europe.pub to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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cm0002@europe.pub to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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    24 hours ago

    The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.

  • Big Baby Thor@sopuli.xyz
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    1 day ago

    Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.

  • agavaa@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?

    • pyre@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      it was probably white when they bought it

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 day ago

      I thought it’s a diarrhea rug.

      • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        22 hours ago

        Same

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      1 day ago

      So you can’t see the real piss on the floor.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C’mon, that’s a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That’s dire- yeah… dire straights of a design choice so i’s not gonna blow-over with the user.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      i mean if you need a hand rail but don’t need a wheelchair that’s just the right width tho. just gotta put in a mirror along one entire long wall upper half to open it up

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    $25k bathroom, $15 rug:

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Piss puddle rug aside, what’s great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.

    Also, also guys, just sit down to pee if you’re not at a urinal. No one is watching you, no one will make fun of you.

    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      1 day ago

      Cupboard above the loo too

    • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social
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      1 day ago

      The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      1 day ago

      Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.

      • Madison420@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        You should get your prostate checked.

        • village604@adultswim.fan
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          1 day ago

          Some people already know they have an enlarged prostate.

      • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social
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        1 day ago

        Bet.

    • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Sometimes I’m too lazy to sit down though.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        17 hours ago

        when your buttholes are blasting so hard you’re making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year

      • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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        Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.

        • Atropos@lemmy.world
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          2 days ago

          Yeah, that’s why I lie down to pee

  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    2 days ago

    Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.

    • MohamedMoney@feddit.org
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      2 days ago

      Donny, you’re out of your element

  • arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity

    (context for those who need it)

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        18 hours ago

        with respect, worst runs clear

        i swear i was like a leaky goddamned firehose

    • huppakee@piefed.social
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      2 days ago

      actually, according to colour theory, context matters.

  • waigl@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?

    • arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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      there’s no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that’s what you’re referring to

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there’s no drain in the room. And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

        • waigl@lemmy.world
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          And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

          At least then it’ll be what it looks like.

          • Davel23@fedia.io
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            Plot twist: It’s actually a white rug.

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          2 days ago

          Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet

          • IronBird@lemmy.world
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            1 day ago

            take a blacklight into this bathroom of yours

            • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      That’s a butt sprayer

      • SpacePanda@mander.xyz
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        2 days ago

        Yummmmm space noodles.

  • jrwperformance @lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    The piss puddle edition floor mat!

    • nomad@infosec.pub
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      1 day ago

      That rug used to be white you know…

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Sims-ass bathroom

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