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Cake day: March 20th, 2026

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  • I absolutely loathe this tradition, and I ask everyone to not do it in celebration of me. I also ask friends and family to not let anyone know it’s my birthday at any restaurant we’re at, as well. I fucking hate being sung to. Like, a lot. Just give me a pat on the back or something for Chrissake…