LIES!
That muppet had never worked a day in his life. Though he deffo overstayed his welcome and should be deported…from Earth.

Are you a preteen? If not then you’re not young enough for them to be interested in!!

This is this year’s “Obama’s birth certificate is needed, he was born in Kenya” bullshit witchhunt/conspiracy theory.

It’s a bit extreme, but I say we kill all billionaires and then fairly redistribute their cash and see what happens.
If there’s no real change in greed then kill the top 0.1% of wealth hoarders and see what happens.

At some point the greed will have to stop.

I had such high hopes when Labour won the election, and then that idiot Starmer just keeps on doing idiotic things.

But if you listen really carefully you’ll hear their mating calls coming from the inside of the cab, “thanks Obama”, “let’s go, Brandon”, and obviously the ubiquitous, “this is all bidens fault.”

Best I can do is feet…(Through a woodchipper, slowly)

Here’s some things to think about …

Firstly that obese thing stole all those boxes in a rush because he thought he was going to win, or that the insurrection would keep it in power indefinitely.

Which leads us to now, just imagine what info/secrets the family of criminals are stealing every single day for when the disgusting blob dies/is forced to leave office after trying to be a dictator for life?

Do not besmirch whorehouses, Slovenian or otherwise, by comparing them to anything that that obese child rapist would like. They don’t deserve that!

Flip side:
Woke up in agony. I couldn’t walk without aid. Why to GP, “it’s sciatica. It’ll be ok in a few weeks. Two months at most”
6 months later and I can’t walk still.
Hospitals did the scans, X-rays, MRI, etc etc, but found nothing wrong. They did acupuncture, physio, hydrotherapy etc.
All slightly helped. However two years later I still couldn’t walk without help and then just kept on offering me pain killers.
Nope!!

My mate, “Hey, try my new chiro guy. He did wonders for me”
Me, “Lol, quacks.”
My mate, “What have you got to lose?”
Me, “Money…”
…
Mate, “Hey, told my chiro guy about you. He said pop in. The first month is free. If no improvement after then you go separate ways. What have you got to lose?”

Long story short.
On that first appointment he said he thought it was piriformis syndrome. Not back problems.
Within a month I was sitting almost pain free for the first time in two years. Within 3 months I was walking unaided for the first time in years. In 6 months I was running again.
Within a year I was 95% of what I was before the back issues. I’ll never be 100% because it wasn’t diagnosed in time and everything had ‘healed’ incorrectly.

Now, with that said, the guy was more than a chiro. He did sports body mechanics, and other things that I can’t remember now. He worked with the local lower league football squad for about ten years. And whilst they were no Manchester United they wouldn’t just let any quack work on their team.
Plus in the UK chiro’s have to be registered and follow guidelines. If they do anything illegal they are fucked.

Flip side to my flip side:
The mother in law went to a chiro who said he could cure her spine curvature disorder. Anyways I find out when she’s complaining of (extra) back pain, so I tell her to stop going as the guy is obviously a dodgy bastard. Within the year the guy was arrested for his illegal shenanigans.

The only problem you’re part of is not being in my bed, sugarlips!!! I’m horny, and corny, now get in bed and I’ll play you like a flute.

Hmmm, who do I believe?

A pathological liar and narcissist who is a mushy brained and dementia riddled imbecile that has numerous websites specifically about the lies that are vomited out every time that fat ugly face opens its disgusting child raping lips.

Or the Iranian government, whose leader had his wife and father killed in the recent bombing…
It’s a tricky one!!!

I don’t need that obese child rapists permission for anything. Especially things I was going to do anyways.

LIES! FALSE!
What about the respect for the hard work child traffickers put in? What about the redirect for other dictators? What about the respect for other child rapists?

Do what I do and sleep in the bath!

The BathBed™ is a multi use, multitasking piece of furniture that saves you space, time, and money.
There’s no longer a need for a bed, obviously, but if you use the BathBed™ in other ways then you save even more. You can eat in it, so that means you can get rid of the sofa, tables, and chairs.
Who needs visitors anyway.
Plus with the new wider plughole system you can poop in the BathBed™! No more need for a toilet!!
If you wear your clothes in the BathBed™ then why would you need a washing machine? Offload that spinning noisy antiquated appliance and get with the times!!

What can’t you do with the amazing BathBed™. The only limit is your imagination!!
Don’t Delay, Buy Today!!

“He can no longer hurt innocent people”
How that disgusting, child raping, schoolgirl bombing, ShitGoblin can say that is just astonishing. Fucks sake.

Oh wow, you playing the victim really has opened my eyes.

None of that matters. The fact is that obese orange thing still got elected by the direct or indirect actions of voting for, or ‘protesting’ by not voting at all.

Even if you take away all the paedophilia ‘accusations’ ;⁠-⁠);⁠-⁠), and the bankruptcies and corruption etc etc etc and then solely go with what that fat cunt did during the first term then that should be enough for any intelligent person to not vote for that thing again. But no, that’s just too much for the rest of the fucking world to ask for!!

I don’t give a shit what the average american is opposed to when the rest of the world have to also suffer the consequences of electing in a dementia riddled, warmongering, tyrannical old twat with the temperament and bowel habits of a tantrumming toddler.

Yeah, err, me too. That would be, ermm, horrible.
Anyways I’ve go to go to…my bedroom…for definitely non bird poop boobsy things and stuff!!!

“… It’s a war of aggression…”
*distraction

And it worked, there’s not much talk about the Epstein files nowadays.