It depends on what I’m wearing as to how many pockets I have and where I’m travelling to.

The usual are

2 phones, keys, inhaler, 2 Pokémon auto catchers.

And some new way to fuck up the world further.

My dad didn’t teach me anything like this. He did, though, hand me down used items like an electric razor because he got a new one. He was a giant prick, but I don’t think he was trying to be a shit dad, he just was! (And I’m gobsmacked how people do stuff like this without realising their consequences to other people). I now get to be the opposite now I’m a dad with a son.

Interestingly some models of cars have a lock to disable the front passenger airbag when a child is to be seated there. I’m guessing this is a law in some countries.