Took a picture of this flower while on a walk, I really like how it turned out with the rain drops on the petals

Dammit, I knew my dildo got lost in the mail!

Of course, assuming they ask nicely

Yea, only I’m allowed to fill my sub with mayo!

¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

Apple cheese grater, now only $999!

RTX on

6, but im sleeping in a cage since I’m not allowed on the bed

Different sizes

I’m down. For the meme, of course

Iirc it breaks down with light exposure, so just put a little flap over it

c/nottheonion

Valid crash out

department of war

“But its totally not a war, trust me bro!”

Female gays? Where?

He pleases fungus? Don’t mind if I do!

Isn’t that a song by Zomb? I can’t believe Larson ripped the idea

Me taking my catboy to the vet

strut strut strut pose… pivot BANG