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“security concerns” with the data collected by the vehicles… The same data every car company in the US is already collecting. If that’s what you’re concerned about, just pass a law banning that sort of data collection… Oh yeah, you meant Ford shareholder security.

Well, Actually:

Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.

Fair enough!

Yeah Mr. President I’m building an even bigger wind farm though, it’ll be a bazillion turbines and power half the US.

I’ll even cancel for only $500M, what a bargain!

I feel like they could have worded it better, I was trying to figure that out as well.

The chicken soup standard, on the other hand, is available under the GNU General Poultry License, version 3.

elevators with rear doors:

Those thin metal bumps in the road, great place to park.

Mr. Worldwide

The “Cocaine ____” franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

There’s a few things (I am an engineer, though not nuclear):

1. Efficiencies don’t necessarily stack like that. For boiling water you’re dependent on kinetic energy as heat. I’m not familiar with running plasma through magnetic fields for power generation, but if you lose thermal energy, your overall efficiency may be worse.
2. In power generation, reliability is obviously extremely important, and the nuclear industry is highly risk-averse. So doing something in a known, tested way is preferable. Any downtime is extremely expensive if things break, since it may be gigawatts of power you’re not selling.
3. Big magnets and handling highly energetic plasma are both really expensive. Steam turbines and generators have existing supply chains since we use them everywhere. I think cost is a big part, since the people building power plants want to make their money back sooner, so may not want to pay millions to billions more for a few percent efficiency gain.

False, monorails are a form of public transit which is inherently COMMUNIST and must be eliminated (except for spectacle, we have them in Las Vegas and Disney)

ACME Professional Gas Leak Detector

If they don’t appreciate the 17-square waffle, they don’t deserve it.

Suspension and tire shops across NYC are sobbing

“Wh- Where am [KERNEL PANIC] Wh- Where am II?”

“What are the Reynolds and Mach numbers for the airflow through the rubble?”

“OK, surely he’s got temperature and pressure measurements there?”

“He did provide a CAD model of the bunker, right?”

“Does anyone have a miniature Saddam Hussein for wind tunnel testing to validate our CFD model?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vlR94GOJ-E It works for Tony!

Remember, never change a car’s oil either! Who knows what they’re putting in there!

Yep, though interestingly not their one produced in India, only those that would be produced in the US it seems.