

oh my god, will Russian egg sacs develop inside my computer and drink all my fruit juice at night??
How can I protect myself and my loved ones?
If you like what I’m saying, assume I am smart. If you don’t like what I’m saying, assume I’m sarcastic. Asexual. Atheist. Apo’strophe police. Go away now.


oh my god, will Russian egg sacs develop inside my computer and drink all my fruit juice at night??
How can I protect myself and my loved ones?


Uh oh, Citizen, prepare for our pleasant Thought Reprocessing Ray™ at some random point during the day!


I don’t see ICE arresting anyone around me. Stop fear mongering.


Little know fact: an embryonic Russian egg sac just about fits inside a Kinder Surprise and shields it from scanners.


Also a great place for AI drones to harvest endless information


Welcome to 8 billion people and growing.


True for everything I think.


Little Lindsey “Tinkerbell” Graham takes notes…
Get any on you? - after a belch.
😆
This is why I masturbate.


I think I prefer my 14 inch CRT
Definitely a “homie” moment
Exactly, Citizen! Now repeat after us “Russia bad, Israel good!”
If it were feasible, it would have been done as quickly and easily as poking holes in the ground in 1859.
There literally was limitless energy available to the literal ancient Egyptians, as well as literally 19th century literal London.
Why did it take fossil energy to literally reach our present state?
That limitless energy is presumably also literally available to you, why aren’t you literally using it now and why are you limited?


History isn’t proof of any god. Rather, of a human need. Gods were invented all over human history. Some have lots of arms, some are blue.
Or “strategic ambiguity” as practiced by a certain country.