No braincells to spare

The first one is so fat that they can shoot around his bullet proof west. The west is like a little bullseye on an elephant

This body shape just does not really exist over here in Europe. No idea what you would have to eat to get there.

Can they declare him not mentally competent or something and then this emo douche with eyeliner can try to fix this together with the alcoholic?

Jus an idea…