Aww, so salty your country contributes fuck all and only exists off America’s abundance. Enjoy using all of our inventions to cry like a baby about it

Why stop there when you could boycott all American inventions. Course that would mean getting off the internet, throwing out your smartphone, getting rid of your car, and not flying anywhere ever. Show that true Canadian frontiersmen spirit and go move to the fucking woods and live in a log cabin without power, cause we invented that shit too.

Or, you know, get a fucking grip and learn to take a joke.