That’s what she said

You should work for a PR firm or on a political campaign

Next you’ll tell me that there really was a Count of Monte Cristo and completely blow my mind.

This chode whines about immigrant crime, but also wants the one thing most likely to lead to more of it. What a vile racist dip shit

The only site mentioned specifically in the OP is annualcreditreport.com which is a legit site. So WTF are you talking about, Jesse?

Except for black holes

You don’t get invited to many parties, do you?