OhStopYellingAtMe

Will someone please help us remove him? Our people who are supposed to do it are too spineless to try.

I wish someone would shut him up.

I have a (non-TMNT-themed) pizza cutter with a handle which is like a traditional wheel cutter handle, but also splits down the center and becomes more like the two-handed “staff” one. It works very well, because it transfers the pressure on the blade from a forward 45° angle to straight-down 90°. Great for thick/hard crust.

The handle splits above the blade rather than at the center of the wheel, so there’s a bit more clearance. But still I wouldn’t say it’s an impractical design. As long as you have slim hands and keep it level.

I didn’t just beat ‘em at chess, I rectum.

Intelligence and Wisdom are two separate stats.

How I met your mother.

Judas: “the one I kiss is Jesus.”
Roman guard: “couldn’t you just like point at him or something?”
Judas (putting on lip balm): “I don’t tell you how to do your job…”

“Spider-Man is a menace!” -you, apparently.

What’s he got there?

Optimus. Optical sweaty is when you are more than meets the eye.

Lack of empathy. Sociopaths.

I have a friend like that. He didn’t vote for Harris because she “has an annoying voice.” When I remark how trump is turning this country into a fascist nightmare, he say “I don’t care about that political shit.” …and then he bitches about how hard is to get an appointment at the VA, how little his tax return is, and how much gas costs suddenly.