Or wish for a post-scarcity universe with limitless resources and no environmental degradation caused by sentiment species.

Huh, I wonder why.

https://www.lpj.org/en/news/statement-by-the-latin-patriarchate-of-jerusalem

We do not know exactly what will happen on the ground, not only for our community, but for the entire population. We can only repeat what we have already said: There can be no future based on captivity, displacement of Palestinians or revenge. We echo what Pope Leo XIV said a few days ago: “All peoples, even the smallest and weakest, must be respected by the powerful in their identity and rights, especially the right to live in their own lands; and no one can force them into exile.” (Address to the group of refugees from Chagos, 23.8.2025).

This is not the right way. There is no reason to justify the deliberate and forcible mass displacement of civilians.

It is time to end this spiral of violence, to put an end to war and to prioritize the common good of the people. There has been enough devastation, in the territories and in people’s lives. There is no reason to justify keeping civilians as prisoners and hostages in dramatic conditions. It is now time for the healing of the long-suffering families on all sides.

Ben Shapiro has a medical condition called “Cringe AF” that prevents him from serving.

DNC “You could say AIPAC’s arguments moved me to a BIGGER HOUSE……. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. Oh, dear.”

Sadly Deimos disappeared during the Deimos Event.

My life is falling a part beer.
The I am going to fight everyone in the bar beer.
I just got rid of the body beer.
I just saw a stripper shoot out ping pong balls with Cotton beer.
Told my family I was getting milk beer.
The inappropriate funeral beer.

though his motivations are unclear.

No, no. It’s pretty clear why.

Here’s the link for it: https://wick.itch.io/lancer-tactics

People train dogs. Cats train people.

I played Stardew with tanks.

Mines ores to build tanks
Builds tanks
Put tanks into the shipping bin for Lewis to pick up

The machine spirits have blessed you.

I like to think it’s like Kinger’s (Amazing Digitial Circus) pillow fort. The walls are made out of towels.

Gotta juice those house sales for the investing class.

BLUE UNICORN

Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie, wake up!

PINK UNICORN

Yeah Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.

(Charlie wakes up and looks at the two)

CHARLIE THE UNICORN {Groans}

Oh God, you guys, this had better be pretty freaking important. Is the meadow on fire?

BLUE UNICORN

No Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie.

PINK UNICORN

Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.

BLUE UNICORN

Yeah Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, (puts his head down and closes his eyes) go back to sleep now.

(Blue unicorn flips onto Charlie’s back and starts bouncing on him)

BLUE UNICORN {Jumping onto Charlie’s back}

Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.

PINK UNICORN

Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Please stop bouncing on me.

BLUE UNICORN {Still jumping up and down on Charlie}

Candy Mountain Charlie.

PINK UNICORN

Yeah! Candy Mountain!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.

Zug, zug.

I love the Apocalypse Players. Just the right amount of madness.

We want to be able to pick ideologues.

Ford, Legault, Moe and Smith

Since it’s a thing now, I should note that the layoffs aren’t related to AI. To the extent it improves productivity, we want to have as many awesome developers developing great content and tech as we can.

Narrator “It was about AI.”

Cat/???/your house

Stare at everyone with disdain except for one person. Pure contempt for that person. After the singing has concluded. I point at that one person and say “Execute them”. Damn it feels good to be good to be a benevolent dictator.