

April fools!


April fools!


TIL that I’ve been using “star crossed lovers” wrong my entire life. I thought it meant fated lovers.


It’s not so much “Yucking someones yum” so much as “I think such a large age gap is going to be a big strain on this relationship. But if you wanna… fine.” Like, one of these people was born around when 9-11 occurred and the other was born around the time when Pac-Man was the new hot game in arcades and these “CD” things were starting to catch on for music storage. That’s quite a generational gap.
However, they’re both old enough to both know the what they’re doing… and maybe it will all work out. Thus my “They’re both old enough to know better” comment. Maybe they’re star crossed lovers and it will all work out… but in the end, it’s a case of “Not my circus, not my monkeys”.


Whatever. They’re both old enough to know better.
There’s something to be said for a computer that’s as dumb as a calculator.


Man, it sure didn’t take long to pivot from “We need to invade Iran to protect those poor protestors from their evil government” to “Bomb 'em back to the stone age”.
How strange. It’s almost like Trump didn’t have the best intentions of the Iranian people at heart from the get go.


Okay, concerning article, but the “Scribbled on and blood spattered” aesthetic of the graphics is super annoying and distracting.
Maybe it’s just that it reminds me of the spider bomb proposal from this Onion article.


As always, the United States’ number one export is rightwing crazy.


Yet another reason to support Ukraine, maybe they’ll knock out Moscow’s power more often.


Now I’m picturing Captain Planet stepping around a corner and having his flesh melt off and his bones dissolve.
I’d argue the opposite. There are thousands species of solitary native bees in small niches that need help way more. By contrast honey bees are either livestock or feral livestock that are competing with the native bees.