Che Banana

The last one I had I found in a thrift store.
Avocado green, 70s styling, would work forever.

I probably would still have it if I lived in the US.

Su-cks to Su-ck

Nazis doing Nazi shit

So who are they going to levy war against?

Voters.

when a snack food is an hour worth of labor, it’s no longer an impulse buy

I remember a time that when you lost a national election, you were put out to pasture.

…time to bring that standard back

one of my core childhood memories is eating ice cold egg salads after a day of it being in my fanny pack skiing…that and sparkling apple cider.

More like “all you had to do was pay us enough to live on”

lol, no way

good

It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.

Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn’t any open gates, but the toilets were open… you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.

Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.

We don’t talk about Brother Eustace.

These stories about ‘rifts, breaks, divides, etc’ in MAGA have always been bullshit. MAGA assholesnwillnalwsys fall in line regardless of what dear leader does because they’re too fucking dumb to do otherwise and would have to exercise critical thinking skills…and that’s just way too much to ask.

petulant little baby

Getting to the end point, hope the world can survive

*so far

BIK…big VA-TER!!!

aneurysm posting

Capybara.

Chill. Zero fucks given. Love water.

Johnson eats shit on a daily basis