What are you doing, stepladder?

Yes, do as I say!

The is Lemmy. Any time there’s even a possibility of progress being made, the goalposts go zoom!

Bossa Nova!

We’re talking about the United States of America here. Gotta set your expectations appropriately.

I never understood why we didn’t just stick with ALSA. OSS was crap, certainly, but ALSA seemed to do the job.

Alcohol is one of the main targets of the US boycott, so they have a lot to spare.

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

No. I hope he lives until 2027 and J. D. Vance’s vice presidential pick has to be confirmed by a Democratic Senate.

Do they wait until later to ignite the middle engines, or can we just not see the flame?

The USA is already threatening to invade Greenland even without anyone being sent to the Hague. Best to call their bluff.

Bud

Isn’t this how the kids in Lord of the Flies ended up on the island?

And this is what they look like when they run.

Maybe they’re descended from Joshua Norton.

Cheque.

Are you sure?

'Cause there’s so many of them. It’s like using fruit flies for biological research.

It looks like Godzilla but due to international copyright laws, it’s not.

Which version of Robin Hood has an orangutan?