Olight clipped in front left.
RAT I pocket knife also clipped in front left.
Wallet back left.
Watch right wrist.
Phone front right.

It’s part of a banjo song. Bender is doing that to imply the mere people are hill billies or trashy poor southerners. Song is Dueling Banjos

It is real. The missing spots are filled with zeros so it works out the same.

This is a very polished product. Surprisingly so