This one is fun to say.

Calamari exists on English too, I wonder where it is borrowed from

You’ll have to speak up, I can’t hear you over this rotund tits

Both can be true.

The data can say whatever you want if you torture it enough

No I think it’s because they can be arranged in an ∞ figure

First I can’t own the libs, now I can’t own a gun. The commies have taken everything from me

It’s the argument style, and the “it’s not X, it’s Y” conclusion. Very common in LLM speak. Doesn’t mean it is, though

If you can’t afford bones for everyone, then you can’t bring bones to class