Depends where on the political spectrum they are.

I’m just saying: if we get a decent one, let’s not kill him, because then he’ll get replaced. That’s like rerolling a 19.

Thing is: it would be cost effective. Just not for the people making the decisions.

That pope was pretty decent, as far as popes go.

I wonder if there’s ever been a Sci-fi story where the aliens infiltrate the native’s governments and make them function so shittily that by the time the alien civilization arrives in numbers the natives long for a takeover.

Will they be allowing timeouts for more cocaine?

You know, it makes sense they call it a liver because you’re gonna have a tough time livering without it.

Why is my skin turning yellow?

He’s probably a few minutes away from finding out that not all of him made the trip.

With how petty and self-centered Donald Trump is, I’m fully on board with framing this as Netanyahu personally stabbing Trump in the back.

I’m pretty sure if the game didn’t want me to pet them, they wouldn’t be glowing

My niece and nephew have been super into Pokémon lately, and they asked what my favorite was. I didn’t even need to think about it before saying Snorlax. I’d never have picked him prior to my 20s.

Correct: We blame democrats for ignoring their own constituents and embracing the status quo and therefore being able to lose to a stupid dipshit like Trump. The truth hurts, sometimes.

If Democrats were capable of that sort of backbone, Donald Trump would never have become president. At least, not for a second term.

Add bloodthirsty heads of state to the list, too.

If I could read, I’d be very upset.

The department argued that Bondi was subpoenaed in her official role as attorney general

That’s just a blatant fucking lie. The subpoena was for Pam Bondi by name.

Perhaps the danger is what makes it hot.

I don’t often watch a full Professor Dave video (they’re usually pretty long) but I did watch all of that one. Autistic telepathy was so completely and utterly debunked, people trying to keep the grift going have no plausible claim about believing it themselves. They’re just con artists taking advantage of desperate parents. It’s They’re disgusting.

Thanks.

That means a lot.