God damn it. Thank you for correcting me.

My brother’s cat tries to save me from the shower and cries warnings to get me out.

Paul was born 5 AD. That’s 5 years after Jesus’ first death.

Oh no. That bill has been between someone’s cheeks.

Thank you for sharing your story.

* Grabs Pokeball *

I know a Pokemon when I see one.

Or just use straws. Cut them up in to thirds. They are cheap. You don’t have to share them.

also stop using razors on glass surfaces. Use plastic. You are less likely to scratch glass. You don’t want glass in your system.

Does this mean my father was a good man?

You guys didn’t know how to terminate RJ11 cables? Lol. I did that before puberty.

Also RJ11 cables were free. Everyone threw them out.

How they found out what pieces of the pufferfish was not poisonous. It took half a decade and 200 attempts.

The name navy blue originally referred to the color of uniforms worn by officers in the British navy. In the late 18th century, the British Royal Navy adopted the color for its sailors’ uniforms, partly due to the practical reason that dark colors were less prone to showing dirt and wear during long sea voyages. The color became so associated with naval service that it came to be known simply as “navy blue.”

Wikipedia: Navy blue

I said in La Bamba. No facial hair. I guess she was right.

I told a female friend of mine that Lou Diamond Philips was a handsome guy, and she said I have the worst taste in men’s looks. That moment sometimes makes me question what an attractive guy is suppose to look like. Then I remember her boyfriend was a short, fat slob.

I like the little detail that the sand beneath the Blade of Raging Fire turned to glass.