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Until you disappoint him somehow and he ignores your legal peril, like last time

Did Musk handing checks to voters ever result in any investigation? We’ve all just accepted that you can bribe voters in Wisconsin now?

And that doesn’t even include the cost of a caring for a new cohort of traumatized service members with inadequate counseling support and fewer resources for jobs and housing back home

Does it make the bread taste like shit? Because I don’t give a fuck about toast carcinogens but if we’re forced to accept safer bread that tastes weird I’m not buying it. Like that god awful Iron kids bread. Only people who hate children could conceive such a product.

Seems an odd choice for the second highest executive branch sycophant when the boss is planning to annihilate and entire civilization in a few hours. What exactly does he do as vice president that gives him this sort of free time? Why are we paying for this?

I believe he failed to recognize his own wife standing next to him yesterday

You’d need to remind him she exists. He’s probably like, why’d they get rid of that judge I like on Fox News? What a stupid decision!

You’re justifying their executions if you claim they are being armed by foreign enemies. This helps no one but arms manufacturers.

I think if you do this your country loses the right to claim that civilians shouldn’t be targets. It’s the only way the population might stop the authoritarians, if they survive long enough. In the meantime, bring on the school and hospital bombings to US and Israel, we deserve it.

Ship of Theseus argument: would Aaron recognize Reddit of today with all its…improvements…as the Reddit he knew? Those two founded something that has the name but not the soul.

But poor people end up spending days or weeks behind bars after being accused of assaulting officers and it’s wrong

Alabama community standards involve incest and lynching so I’m not sure why this is offensive

I don’t think we should arrest people at all until body cam footage comes out, it’s insane how often they lie

So they bombed a construction site? Why wouldn’t they be able to keep using a construction site?

What if my home doesn’t have internet access?

Because losing your health insurance wasn’t enough of a burden, now you can’t afford medicine either

Go further than that, claw back our tax money to pay for healthcare dammit

A careful examination of Walmart nuggets would probably conclude that the lead was the least harmful ingredient

Wow so he already had the collection before being investigated for January 6th and didn’t immediately destroy it all when the inital January 6th investigations and arrests started happening? How stupid is he? Nevermind.

I would enjoy psychologically destroying a therapist who tried this with me. I removed reproductive organs to avoid children so it would be worthless on their part but I can unload on them until they commit suicide.