Sniffles porn: Two vivacious nostrils ready to be stuffed with thick gunk

This implies a Who Pearl Harbor.

To think I would have gone to the grave without seeing this.

I love the massive blunder amount even if I win. Chess.com, “You absolute ape, you could have mated in three but instead you unga bunga’d forward with your rooks. YOU CLOWN.”

:D …. :( …. :D

NO ONE GETS IN. NO ONE GETS OUT.

What’s crazy to me is that even 10% of these losses would be considered a military disaster.

“Big coat…little coat…hmmm…it’s a big issue so we need the big coat.”

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Me: I can’t wait to-
Some dude: Hey our lord is mad at the lord from the other hill, so grab a pitchfork and join our army…or else.

In all fairness she didn’t pass the initial sniff inspection followed by a surprise sniff inspection.

Never pass on pp fun times…unless it’s not your thing then absolutely pass on pp times.

Real talk, it’s insane how devastated the insect population has gotten. I don’t even have one mark on my windshield from a bug, even on a long roadtrip any more.

(Drops and does 50 pushups)

Tequila: Listen man. You can dance.

If you’ve ever played dwarf fortress you will know.

Mmmmm…peas and diced pineapple!

Cybersecurity experts can block malware, what you need is a picture of a goat’s butthole or something technical like that.

All he needs is an underwater campfire.