The discontinued Philadelphia Cream cheese snack bars in any flavor, but preferably strawberry.

Parasailing - I was too small for the harness part and wasn’t secured correctly. I spent the whole time paralyzed after I realized what was wrong.

My dad can wiggle his ears like fuckin dumbo. He has dementia now in his 60’s and every time I see him I ask him if he can still wiggle his ears. He always does and laughs so hard when I say good job you’ve still got it ❤️😭 love him sm

I saw this from my front porch yesterday. Nothing like it. Godspeed.

They’re being a sarcastic asshole

Creep - Radiohead