*a single cat is hurled unceremoniously through the window onto your lap*

Am I a joke to you?

it was delivered by a snail flown by a pigeon

This Monday!
Monday!
Monday!

Heat Seal vs Zipper go head to head in the ultimate wrestling match!

Be there or be square.

“None shall meet the King’s gaze.”

This is brilliant, we need more like her

Easiest question to shut them up: “Would you rather live next to a wind turbine, or an oil refinery?”

Same in South, massive deposit of hail for about a minute

Do you not remember the 90s where food spoilage, warehouse theft, and petty shoplifting were rife? And yet, whaddayaknow, the retailers still made profit with their low prices.

Retailers jacking up their prices under the pretense of covering theft losses and the public lapping it up is the best mind trick they’ve pulled yet.

mmm sadly true, some selection bias for those who crave dominion over the freedoms of others. Again, average citizen does make you wonder

It controls the sky. The closer you are, the darker the woods

“Oh no, other people!”

I hear you though. The average citizen’s voting habits does make you wonder.

No, it’s the plot to Predestination, where a man goes back in time and dates his female self.

the misspelling was unforgivable

Y

This is the actual correct answer, no?

he was 7 years old when that was filmed

leanto

For anyone wondering, it’s not a spanish fried food that rhymes with esperanto

There’s a pretty cool youtube channel of a girl digging a basement under her house. So what I’m saying is: there’s a man in all of us

“I made you, I can unmake you.”