Basically Jamie Foxx’s character Wanda from In Living Color.

I so wish for the bottom left panel to pan out.

5 will suffice.

Always a favorite. Be excellent to each other!

That’s a shame, just no sense in making a drink so poorly. Partial to the Luxardo cherries, myself.

Underpouring at the behest of the proprietor. Used to get the best drinks at a local dive… that is until it got bought out and changed how everything was done. A sad state of affairs. Doubt they’ll make it a year.