Midnight Wolf

notices them furiously masterbate while watching me eat

…

nods in approval

Why is US rail travel so expensive

op should have capitalized but

Oh, Spec Ops was great. I totally thought it was going to be a COD-like game all pew pew go America let’s shoot up a burger king and teabag the enemy, but holy shit.

It’s one of those things where I want to forget everything so I can experience it again.

Backstreet’s back, all right!

“June”

Silly, now how am I supposed to put the key in after I jammed the battery in the hole?

Something something GTA Online, something something life imitates art

Str… straight people? What is that? Are those those that didn’t get their programmer socks in their welcome kit? Oh, the humanity!

But I’m not wearing any!

Binary Eye says ‘no code detected’ so back to the drawing board boys

This hobby would be significantly better if it came with a six-figure salary

Great, now instead of just being bored, I get to manage three servers and two dozen public-facing services that I have to maintain for a growing number of users, along with the physical servers themselves, as any cog in this machine may break and burst into flames like a house of cards… and still be bored with the added stress.

Yaaaaay, hobbies…