GoT invented it. There’s no such thing as Edipus or Electra. And definitely nothing in the years between. /s obv

It can grow well in hardiness zones 2-11. There’s only 13 of those. Odds are in my favor. Maybe they just mean it doesn’t keep well in the fridge or something. Or they’ve got a black thumb.

I couldn’t get rid of huge bushes of it last time it got into the garden. It survived drought, insects weren’t interested in it, and it grew back after being cut down. How much more stable could it be?

Too many men.

Farts are made by bacteria.

In the same way that the teeth humans produce are natural and dentures are synthetic, human-produced farts are natural and fart spray would be the synthetic version.

The two crucifixes are a nice addition to all that.

As barely a teen back then, Breath of Fire 2’s stuck with me because of the scantily clad shamans on page 32.