TIL
Says you can’t pick up soda with a fork. Picks up 2 drops of soda with a fork. mfw
I’m about to blow OPs mind.
There’s a third option -
Oh NO! SPORKS!
FOON
Run!
Who doesn’t want to stab themselves in the roof of the mouth while trying to eat their breakfast soda?
Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?
And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!
DEAD DOVES
[Looks in paper bag]
[Recoils]
“Well, I dont know what I was expecting…”
Really makes you think!
What happens if I use chop sticks?
You have to soak them in the soda then suck out the flavor like a popsicle stick.
You can’t pick up chopsticks with a fork either. They can’t be perforated.
Yes but WHY does the fork have slots?? Its the conspiracy that Big Cutlery doesnt want you to know about…
They actually used to be solid but the forktory figured out that they could use less metal and save money by making the slots
Yes.
That’s sodapressing
this would have been really useful to me at around the age of 1, maybe 2
“I can’t believe you made me watch this”
-My Wife
“My Wife”
-Bhorat
Watch the clip. You can indeed pick up soda with a fork. Not a lot, but watch it drip off.
Lies.
Exactly this is a case of measurement. Bad scientific method all around
