You won’t get justice. You’ll get “justice.”

Oh, you guys have noticed too?

And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!

Now we just need to invent the Wall-E bot… We’re getting so close!

I will miss you, buddy

Hay is for horses

And cows eat grass

If you don’t like it…

Bugs? What do you mean bugs?

Call his bluff

This guy is credible.

I flipped off the toll gate attendant once in 4th grade when we were coming back from some event. Another kid on the bus narc’ed on me and I got detention. Would do again.

PS: I still flip off the automated toll readers. Fuck the system.

Cremation is a new feature. It’ll be an extra $2500 and comes with a decision engine on whether you should live or die (door unlocking). Tesla knows, trust Elon.