
Both.
My Anaconda is usually unruly.
So I gotta do battle-rope type whipping to get the last drops out.
Creates massive sonic-booms in the urinals every time I whipcrack.I squeeze, and then wipe the tip, especially if I’m naked and getting back into bed (not wearing underwear to catch a little drip). Dancing only occurs if I really gotta pee, and can’t.
That’s the help’s job.
Garçon!
Wipe mine on a baby rabbit. So soft.
Single use and flushable.
If I’m in a puble washroom, I knock it against the side of the urinal.
SLAP! This babys not going anywhere
For anyone confused, this is because not releasing the excess kinetic energy (that way or another) can cause it to flee, usually at the most inopportune of times
You do not want to come between a urinal and it’s toilets
After reading this thread, it seems I’ve been using that air dryer thing on the wall very incorrectly.
Sometimes it helps to pee sitting down.
¿Por qué no los dos?
Squeeze then wipe, shake if toilet paper isn’t available (urinal)
Only when I passed 50 years old was that an issue. Prior to that when the stream was complete it would close off tight, immediately thereafter. Now it’s like I read in a Stephen King novel once…“No matter how long you jump and prance the last few drops end up in your pants”.
Push up on your taint and the last bit will squirt out. Helps with the weakened prostate.
Yep.
Also shout out to “Desperation”, great book.
Thanks, I usually get all my literature recommendations from threads about urinary incontinence.
Lucky you, it started happening to me at 30
Same here…
Helicopter with hands behind head
Yes. It depends on the when and where.
or do you do the shake and dance
Hey macarena!





