OH MY GOD, IVE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE LYRICS BEFORE.

I squeeze, and then wipe the tip, especially if I’m naked and getting back into bed (not wearing underwear to catch a little drip). Dancing only occurs if I really gotta pee, and can’t.

Hi-tech… praying things, that the Cardassians for some reason adopted in the occupation? Maybe the Cardassians were trying to contact the prophets.

Pretty much anything that’s not first or second row is probably fine. Movie theaters usually aren’t that big, like a concert hall. There won’t be obstructions, either. Those center seats are prime, but there’s not a huge difference, other than if you’re way too close in row 1 or 2.

Yes, but do you not always have some cash on hand, anyway? And btw, Marijuana dispensaries are pretty popular. Cash only, usually.

Humans are a dog’s gods, and a cat’s staff.

I stopped at a rest stop in Arizona with “The Thing”. I needed a bathroom, but took a look at the gift shop. I bought a t-shirt because of how friggin awesome it was. Alien cowboy riding a dinosaur. I have no clue what the actual thing was.

Jesus Christ, I imagined some kind of Matrix scenario when you said human trials.

It was a bad joke. ‘Mac’ address.

Brownies are forgiving. Sourdough bread will smack you in the face if you talk smart.

I don’t really have any of those edge cases, but I’ve never had a tablet, and this looks like a neat alternative. How is reading a book on mobile screens, these days?

No, it’s not an Apple TV.

You like the fold? I’m due for a new phone.

I use a Samsung S23 with the standard Android system.

Well, then you presumed poorly, because it cooks better along the outside. Why would it even have a turn table, otherwise?

Why would I be wondering how 37% can support him, when it says 36%? 6 and 7 don’t even look similar.

Breaking: Film company breaks ties with other company after they stop doing film stuff. More at 11.

No, the statement you just made up was actually not about you, since it does not exist.

Ok, well if you’re not a straight person, not being imprisoned in a Russian jail seems like a good reason to avoid it.

Well…yeah, maybe. Lots of people get stabbed for being a total prick like you, so definitely a possibility. No problem.