cross-posted from: https://ibbit.at/post/213628
Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice
Nature, Published online: 27 March 2026; doi:10.1038/d41586-026-00982-2
Minuscule particles with the ability to cross hard-to-penetrate barriers can be loaded with drug treatments to target intractable diseases.
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What a terrible day to have eyes.
so… uhh… who had the job of jacking the pigs off?
Me! Please do not AMA
so… how’s the weather?
Warm, moist. Think it might rain, because my wrist is killing me for some reason…
Something in your eye?
Nah, I never get high on my own supply
Just curing your cancer babe!
I would have loved to be in the office when the lab guys pitched it to their supervisor. “Hey, boss. You know what we’d like to try…”
“Jerking off a pig into a control group’s eyes to see what happens? I like the way you think, Stevens!”
“Uhh … yeah, boss. That was it exactly. Good call”.
Maybe it was one of those accidental discoveries.
It’s hard to picture an accident where pig semen was put in mice eyes.
That’s a hell of a title
I know we have to deliver it with something but did it have to be pig semen?
Scientists: Well it probably doesn’t HAVE to be I guess…
Of course it doesn’t have to be pig semen. What other kind of semen did you have in mind?
People: “I was thinking no semen?” Scientists: “huh… Now that you mention it, I guess we could turn it into a virus and have it grow into pustules that will vaccinate others around you when they pop” People: “what semen options do I have again?”
Honey, what’s wrong? You haven’t put on your cancer treatment boarkake eyedrops.
decided I prefer blindness than thinking about this
That is astoundingly good, well done
I think it’s important to know what the delivery method is. Are we talking a dropper, or you know, something else.
Maybe they tie the pig down first and beat him if he doesnt submit?
An apple gag sounds appropriate.
why complicate things, if the delivery method is already provided by nature?
I mean we could use an eye dropper… unless…
Sure, if you don’t mind sub-optimal freshness. Some people are more refined than that though.
Did they buy the pig dinner before obtaining the baby batter?
I mean they paid for its feed, yes. And its housing and everything else.
It’s not special if it’s done everyday. That pig needs to be wined and dined before intimacy.
It sounds more like a sugar-caretaker relationship.
I’m . . . I’m just gonna go with the cancer then. I guess.
/s
Pigs everywhere hate this one guy
It was only a matter of time before someone tried this. I mean, I assume.
You can thank the male loneliness epidemic.
That’s a double win. Cured of cancer and every time I cry I smell pork rinds.
What the fuck are you dipping your pork rinds in
pig cum. you don’t?
This is why the FDA is so important. So that:
- I don’t have to know what’s in my eye drops.
- I don’t put pig semen in my eye without evidence that it will help.
Jim Pillen, pig fucker and governor of Nebraska, has known for a long time that pig semen cures cancer. On account of how much pig semen he has had on and in his body, and on account of how little cancer he’s had.
