Can’t speak for other people, but as a patient gamer it’s a combination of cost and longevity - I can get about 15 years out of a console.

I only upgraded from an original xbox to an xbox 360 because I found it in a dumpster (I did have to fix it and buy a controller, so it wasn’t ideal). My wife’s PS4 is now 11 years old and still works.

I’ve also had the cold creep up my arm a couple of times (4 surgeries in total so far)

I saw it on a documentary, on BBC 2

Oh lordy, that was such a tragic movie

Not any more, for shame! (I don’t work for a government any more, it just says that for some reason)

Get yourself some HRT, that’ll fix you right up (if you want).

Source: menopausal, still horny. Enjoying it a LOT.

My security clearance certificate has me listed as a Government Agent.

Without some sanity nudging them in the right direction from the EU they’re really going for America-lite now.

Thank fuck I got out before Brexit, I feel so sorry for all the youngsters stuck there now :-(

But cunningly set her comics in Indonesia to keep everyone guessing …

I liked the Robot Chicken explanation, where a trooper asks to use their bathroom and … well, accidents will happen