Onionbomber always brings a tear to the eye.

*shots

This has been so thoroughly debunked. Food doesn’t decompose if it dries out before it has the chance to, and thinly-sliced meat patties easily lose water to evaporation.

If you want to see a McDonalds burger decompose, keep one in a fridge for a few weeks, which will keep it moist.

Delta Chat says hi.

Actually smart underwear would figure out a way to escape.

Something something keys and something table