Just take it absent mindedly, no biggie lol.

My friends tell me that I should write stories about the stuff I find but I’m really bad at that, it would be fun though.

Just wait until someone tosses a set of baby shoes, then you’re off to a great start!

Malort is so much worse than just bitter though. It’s like a mix of cheap artificial mint and burnt rubber. It’s probably one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever tasted, and that includes pure Bitrex.

This is super common in Utah as well. Illicit drugs/alcohol are bad, but a doctor prescribes opiates so that’s okay! Really hits women hard too since the only purpose you have is as a baby/homemaker, so getting high on prescription drugs is a fun hometime activity, just like it was back in the 50s!